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Pic-ah-nic bas-ket! (Love is… #161)

friedchicken1Love is
fried chicken

you’re never
certain –

follow the rules
of etiquette…

…or just dive in,
use your fingers

savoryfriedchicken2
satisfying
finger-lickin’
chew-on-bone

yummy, messy
heart-healthy
artery clogging
oh-so-tasty

Love is
fried chicken
friedchicken3
but when all is
said and done
just what do
you do with the
gnawed on
bones?

Mark Lucker

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No?

ground hogs dayCelebratory
nod to the common wiener:
happy ground-hog day.

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(Cozy) Den of Iniquity

Wither thou goestpunxsutawneyphil
oh, hibernating rodent?
Preach thine prediction!

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Hats off

punxsutawneyphil4men in top hats hoist
a meteorological
swami, sans turban

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Slacker

Slovenly groundhogpunxsutawneyphil7slovenly
stays in bed, Tweets conjecture;
masses, pacified

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Insecurity

punxsutawneyphil5egoless rodent?
in the spotlight, checks only
where his shadow is

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Gospel

roused just to preach;punxsutawneyphil2
ravenous masses gulp down
sermon-from-a-mound

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February 2

punxsutawneyphil3formally dressed man,
bench pressed prognosticator.
extol the photo-op